All parents enjoy talking about their kids, and that doesn’t exclude ‘dog parents’. But nobody is really complaining, because dog stories can be so entertaining and fun! You’ll know it very well if you own a dog yourself or know someone with a dog.
Below are the best tweets about dogs that you can enjoy while away from your furry friend!
I watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes and thought “Wow, dogs are so easily entertained”. Then I realised I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes.
— funny tweet (@squotescomedy) July 31, 2018
When you lied on your CV about having previous sheepdog experience. pic.twitter.com/fecGfhE9YD
— Paul Bronks (@BoringEnormous) September 25, 2017
Messaging that lady on Craigslist was the best decision of my life. Happy 1st birthday to my girl! pic.twitter.com/1tAmqPSHBf
— Caleb (@Munoz0702) April 28, 2018
Just heard a guy at the dog park tell his dog "NO!" and then more quietly, "We talked about this!"
— Jessie Dean (@NicCageMatch) April 10, 2014
You howl all you want Charleston, honey pic.twitter.com/Cv5bLk0ogh
— ☾ (@jegan__mones) April 30, 2018
When your squad is as happy for you as you are. pic.twitter.com/xnQWTEU5lE
— 🙋 KP (@kpintoledo) August 3, 2018
my mom just sent me the greatest pic of a sheepdog I've ever seen pic.twitter.com/wxLUjHuRN5
— julia reinstein 🚡 (@juliareinstein) December 16, 2016
wife: "no"
me: "its a good name"
wife: "keith we're not calling the dog sarah jessica barker, keep thinking"
me:
wife:
me: "woofie goldberg"— k e i t h 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) March 3, 2017
my dad's girlfriend takes her dog on a hike every day and HER DOG HAS DOG FRIENDS. LOOK AT THIS SQUAD pic.twitter.com/a62oy0YdKL
— em (@galasshoe) December 30, 2015
my dad has been telling me for years about various friendly encounters with Mike, another resident of his apartment building he really likes and i found out yesterday that Mike is a dog
— monica heisey (@monicaheisey) December 13, 2017
I love overhearing dog owners talking to their dogs
eg, I was petting this dog who seemed happy but then suddenly growled at me, so I left
As I turned the corner I could hear his owner saying to him reproachfully, "You always do this, Oscar, you drive away all your friends"
— Julia Galef (@juliagalef) July 17, 2018
when I'm sad my dog goes outside and tries to bring me things. today she brought me a pine cone 😭 pic.twitter.com/DsefN8dDZg
— Melanie Wang (@MelanieWang2) April 11, 2016
You can tell exactly when the girls had a sleepover pic.twitter.com/KjD9rEFlyb
— Land of cuteness (@landpsychology) May 14, 2018
