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]]>If you’re not yet familiar with Sockinton’s Twitter account, you must check it out. You will find thousands of tweets written by Scott from the cat’s perspective and they are often hilarious. Here are a few of them:
“CANNOT CONFIRM OR DENY SOCKINGTON VISIT TO UNDER COUCH achoo CANNOT CONFIRM OR DENY achoo STILL NOT CONFIRMING need help with dusty whiskers”
“WHAT IS THIS dark corner at night IS THERE A SOCKINGTON IN THERE maybe BEST MOVE ALONG AND WORK IT OUT LATER purrrrrr”
Scroll down to see more.
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]]>The post How Would You Caption This Dog Photo? appeared first on Our Funny Little Site.
]]>The original poster of the photo, JBS from the Twitter account @JayceBaron, shared it with his followers writing “Caption this” next to it. Plenty of people accepted the challenge and we now have a running thread with some hilarious captions.
If you’re a fan of wordplay and puns, make sure to check this out. You can see more on Twitter or scroll down for the best examples we picked out.
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]]>The post This Guy is Rating Dogs and It’s Too Adorable appeared first on Our Funny Little Site.
]]>“I saw other people doing extraordinary things in 140 characters — making me laugh and making me feel things in that limited character space. I got addicted to that challenge as well,” says the creator of this account, Matt Nelson. “I realized dogs were a very hot topic on the internet. If I wanted my writing to reach more people, I wanted to utilize dogs.”
Check out why his account has nearly 8 million followers so far!
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]]>The post “Thoughts of Dog” Shows How Dog’s Twitter Feed Would Look Like appeared first on Our Funny Little Site.
]]>The creators behind the account have posted over 850 tweets so far and 2 million people are waiting for the daily updates.
If you want to know what your dog would tweet, check out this hilarious account. It’s absolutely adorable and wholesome, just like your beloved pet. Have fun!
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]]>The post These Dogs Were Bred to Do One Thing But They Never Do it appeared first on Our Funny Little Site.
]]>Enjoy!
This is Murdoch. The legendary “Cú Faoil” or Irish Wolfhound. Bred for hunting wolves, elk and pulling grown men off their horses in battle. These days he’s a professional cuddler, pork chop thief and is surprised by his own farts pic.twitter.com/MolXasrpoa
— Shuri Okoye Nakia Page (@rainaepage) August 26, 2018
Latvian Sausagehound. Sadly stuck in a Kampala garden where due to her cretinous nature all she can hunt is older, weaker loaves of bread. pic.twitter.com/YL33NMFAA9
— Will Boase (@willboase) August 26, 2018
Emmett is a foxhound but he’s a lover not a hunter. pic.twitter.com/xiUutxVJjc
— Grant Clauser (@UnIambic) August 26, 2018
This is Kyra who was bred to 'spring' game fowl from moorland. The only practical thing she does now is discovering sources of water, but as we live in Scotland, this isn't really that useful. pic.twitter.com/CBr14pJLKo
— EdgeofMull (@EdgeofMull) August 26, 2018
Woody my 15 year old chocolate Labrador … works hard relentlessly on a daily basis to relieve you of any food you are trying to eat pic.twitter.com/qzpAx8lm0C
— Diana Mahon (@dianamahon) August 26, 2018
This is Percy, our rescue Saluki x. Salukis are the 'greyhounds of the desert', bred to hunt gazelles, etc. In 4 years P has caught one squirrel, which was released, unharmed, from his jaws. Much prefers sleeping, dozing & napping pic.twitter.com/JV8P3ja6Lh
— Dr Ruth Sims (@r_sims1) August 26, 2018
This is Winston. He trained to be a guide dog but failed for being too lazy or, officially, ‘low motivation’ now spends 95% of his time snoozing pic.twitter.com/JWeK25T3D8
— Ciara Costello (@CiaraCostello12) August 26, 2018
This is Kodi, he's a rescue, pretty sure he's part ridgeback (bred for killing lions) and part obsessive ball chaser who lives in fear of water. Always makes sure you don't wake up from a nap alone. He's a good boy. pic.twitter.com/0021bZj6Xq
— Antsy One (@iamnottense) August 26, 2018
Archie, a Cocker Spaniel. Bred to be a gun dog, chasing on command. Barks at the clock. pic.twitter.com/qwhWLNdtkI
— Sarah Morriss (@Hot_Toast) August 26, 2018
Piper is a Bernese Mountain Dog. Bred to protect and move herds of cattle. Also a drafting animal…apparently can pull 10x her weight, so…1200 pounds?! She enjoys sleeping at least 19 hours a day. Occasionally moves from bed to couch. pic.twitter.com/ZQ4Nd1oNuT
— Shelby Williams (@shelbygwilliams) August 26, 2018
This is Tilly the golden retriever. She quickly learnt that if she waited long enough we would retrieve the items so she didn't have to. She spent the rest of her life looking god damn fabulous! pic.twitter.com/JJpnkdIGIH
— Ginny D-W (@helloginnybatty) August 26, 2018
Lucy the Siberian Husky was bred for pulling sleds and listening for danger. Now, the sound of cheese wrappers never escapes her… pic.twitter.com/QgTg6xllq6
— Robbawho (@Robbawho) August 26, 2018
This is Edmund, an English Pointer, bred for working on game shoots. He is a spoiled, idle layabout with absolutely no discipline, a tendency to sod off over the horizon and an unfortunate habit of chasing anything with feathers or fur. We love him lots, the useless sod. pic.twitter.com/5HzCICgCpk
— Vikki (@TetchyBitch) August 26, 2018
William is a dachshund, bred to go down badger and rabbit sets to flush them out. He doesn't even know how to dig. pic.twitter.com/LTCoiBPMeT
— Laura Piper (@Mattypriorfan) August 26, 2018
This is Gregor, he was bred and trained to be a guide dog for the blind but he was too friendly and got distracted by new friends so he’s now a house pet and he’s thriving pic.twitter.com/bhLEtfJODi
— Melanie Powell (@8mpowell8) August 26, 2018
This is Newton. He is a poodle- originally bred to hunt ducks in water. He is terrified of water, but will keep your feet warm under a desk for hours. Deals with mailman daily. pic.twitter.com/tg8DSl1wtI
— Laurie March (@Laurie_March) August 26, 2018
Charlie – bred to herd sheep. Much more comfortable being wise. pic.twitter.com/genWyLcAVS
— Rebecca Scotyon (@Rachael65085980) August 26, 2018
This is Buddy, bred to hunt foxes.
Prefers to drink cosmos and have bar nibbles. pic.twitter.com/nOQVO22VOg— Lisa Kerrdashian (@MonaLisez) August 26, 2018
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]]>Below are the best tweets about dogs that you can enjoy while away from your furry friend!
I watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes and thought “Wow, dogs are so easily entertained”. Then I realised I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes.
— funny tweet (@squotescomedy) July 31, 2018
When you lied on your CV about having previous sheepdog experience. pic.twitter.com/fecGfhE9YD
— Paul Bronks (@BoringEnormous) September 25, 2017
Messaging that lady on Craigslist was the best decision of my life. Happy 1st birthday to my girl! pic.twitter.com/1tAmqPSHBf
— Caleb (@Munoz0702) April 28, 2018
Just heard a guy at the dog park tell his dog "NO!" and then more quietly, "We talked about this!"
— Jessie Dean (@NicCageMatch) April 10, 2014
You howl all you want Charleston, honey pic.twitter.com/Cv5bLk0ogh
— ☾ (@jegan__mones) April 30, 2018
When your squad is as happy for you as you are. pic.twitter.com/xnQWTEU5lE
— KP (@kpintoledo) August 3, 2018
my mom just sent me the greatest pic of a sheepdog I've ever seen pic.twitter.com/wxLUjHuRN5
— julia reinstein (@juliareinstein) December 16, 2016
wife: "no"
me: "its a good name"
wife: "keith we're not calling the dog sarah jessica barker, keep thinking"
me:
wife:
me: "woofie goldberg"— k e i t h (@KeetPotato) March 3, 2017
my dad's girlfriend takes her dog on a hike every day and HER DOG HAS DOG FRIENDS. LOOK AT THIS SQUAD pic.twitter.com/a62oy0YdKL
— em (@galasshoe) December 30, 2015
my dad has been telling me for years about various friendly encounters with Mike, another resident of his apartment building he really likes and i found out yesterday that Mike is a dog
— monica heisey (@monicaheisey) December 13, 2017
I love overhearing dog owners talking to their dogs
eg, I was petting this dog who seemed happy but then suddenly growled at me, so I left
As I turned the corner I could hear his owner saying to him reproachfully, "You always do this, Oscar, you drive away all your friends"
— Julia Galef (@juliagalef) July 17, 2018
when I'm sad my dog goes outside and tries to bring me things. today she brought me a pine cone pic.twitter.com/DsefN8dDZg
— Melanie Wang (@MelanieWang2) April 11, 2016
You can tell exactly when the girls had a sleepover pic.twitter.com/KjD9rEFlyb
— Land of cuteness (@landpsychology) May 14, 2018
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]]>I pet Clementine. She is a 10 week old cocker spaniel puppy. Her mother couldn’t make milk, so she was raised and nursed by a shih tzu who had just given birth. Clementine is cuddly and playful. She likes to play tug of war. She is the 300th dog I’ve pet!! pic.twitter.com/yHnMTmnLbQ
— I've Pet That Dog (@IvePetThatDog) May 14, 2018
Great! I love your milk and ice cream. I’ve even pet a dog of someone who works at your store! I pet Kirra. She has 3 legs and 2 different colored eyes. She was very sweet! pic.twitter.com/6H2BUEau75
— I've Pet That Dog (@IvePetThatDog) April 30, 2018
I pet Lady. She is a 6 year old rough-coated collie. She is famous and has her own Instagram account: @lady_notlassie. She was born on a farm in Wisconsin. Lady is very sweet and smart. She is a good listener. She will tilt her head and look at you when you talk. pic.twitter.com/tPPE7vHFQW
— I've Pet That Dog (@IvePetThatDog) May 17, 2018
I pet Keisha and Zorro. They are Siberian huskies. They only want to eat human food and try their best to get some. They love to swim and play all day. pic.twitter.com/yduZkLwryd
— I've Pet That Dog (@IvePetThatDog) May 15, 2018
This is my dog, Walter. We found him running across the highway. He had been sprayed by a skunk and was heart worm positive. We love him. #NationalPetDay pic.twitter.com/ZMAYS6YytC
— I've Pet That Dog (@IvePetThatDog) April 11, 2018
I pet Little Bud. He was also adopted from the @CedarBendHS recently. He is a chihuahua, pug mix. His caregivers call him their “little summer sausage.” pic.twitter.com/5bOCp4MAX8
— I've Pet That Dog (@IvePetThatDog) May 5, 2018
I pet Snickers. She is a 14 year old golden doodle. Her owner got her for his wife right before his second deployment to Iraq. He wanted Snickers to keep his wife company and watch over her. pic.twitter.com/qhKtQw5cEU
— I've Pet That Dog (@IvePetThatDog) May 5, 2018
I pet Sable. She was a rescue from Oklahoma who was brought to @CedarBendHS and adopted. At first, she was afraid of all people and other animals. But she seemed happy to be pet today! Her caregiver says she is an imp, who takes things and hides them. pic.twitter.com/eWbBd5ygSu
— I've Pet That Dog (@IvePetThatDog) May 15, 2018
I pet Lucy. She is a 4 year old golden retriever who was born on Valentine’s Day. Lucy was a wedding gift from her caregiver’s parents. She is loyal and friendly. pic.twitter.com/KsLO1V21kT
— I've Pet That Dog (@IvePetThatDog) May 16, 2018
I pet Blaine. He is a rescue who was brought to Chicago from Alabama. Blaine was adopted from @onetailatatime . He is a 3 year old rat terrier, hound mix. Blaine likes to run all over the house, but after a long walk he gets lazy and sleeps. pic.twitter.com/nKcMDsR8Jo
— I've Pet That Dog (@IvePetThatDog) May 14, 2018
I pet Stella. She is a 16 month old poodle and a show dog. She follows all sorts of commands, like shake, sit and stay. She can even bring back pheasants! Her caregiver got her for his granddaughter, but the dog helped him the most. When he was depressed, she stayed with him. pic.twitter.com/zyxw5alUYJ
— I've Pet That Dog (@IvePetThatDog) May 15, 2018
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]]>In fact, there’s a Twitter account that combines those two and the result is simply brilliant. The author finds inspiration in cat pictures and adds metal lyrics as captions, making the cats stars of their own imaginary bands (or at least cover models).
Do you know the quoted songs? Have fun browsing and guessing!
Hate, sorrow, and evil dreams—dreams I love with whole my heart—draw me down into the devil's kingdom. pic.twitter.com/oSwCBfRHSH
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) September 8, 2017
I am desperation, the love lost but always longed for. I am the dark when all light is gone. pic.twitter.com/mB1lH0uouk
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) August 27, 2017
Beasts of prey from the north arise, spread by winter, hate and storms. pic.twitter.com/EmL4CIE5N5
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) August 31, 2017
I cannot help you. The world will die now, we all will perish, our lives are over. pic.twitter.com/4my6ozpiXg
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) September 13, 2017
Cold mountain winds blow through the trees. There is hell on earth in the northern Carpathians. pic.twitter.com/MDia2IIfL5
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) September 12, 2017
I leave all glory and join the hordes of evil. Into darkness I'll go to fight for the devil force. pic.twitter.com/cqXpqj2AUv
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) September 7, 2017
I am alone now, waiting for darkness to fall. pic.twitter.com/afdFGh4lME
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) September 12, 2017
I summon deities of hate through unholy magic spells. Chanting words of doom to my enemies. Roll the drums in Satan's name! pic.twitter.com/9QQ1Fl9bLv
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) September 11, 2017
I am the founding evil, bearer of all plagues, the Antichrist malefactor, manifestation of your fears. pic.twitter.com/KGmoIRZTq7
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) August 26, 2017
I have seen the depths and stared into the abyss. Once again, I walk the roads of death. pic.twitter.com/2ZyZsXlcFS
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) September 14, 2017
I enter my homeland—the forests, caves and mountains—to rule once again. pic.twitter.com/NxbEEGB7NM
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) September 5, 2017
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]]>The post Sockington: The Cat With Over a Million Twitter Followers appeared first on Our Funny Little Site.
]]>If you’re not yet familiar with Sockinton’s Twitter account, you must check it out. You will find thousands of tweets written by Scott from the cat’s perspective and they are often hilarious. Here are a few of them:
“CANNOT CONFIRM OR DENY SOCKINGTON VISIT TO UNDER COUCH achoo CANNOT CONFIRM OR DENY achoo STILL NOT CONFIRMING need help with dusty whiskers”
“WHAT IS THIS dark corner at night IS THERE A SOCKINGTON IN THERE maybe BEST MOVE ALONG AND WORK IT OUT LATER purrrrrr”
Scroll down to see more.
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]]>The post How Would You Caption This Dog Photo? appeared first on Our Funny Little Site.
]]>The original poster of the photo, JBS from the Twitter account @JayceBaron, shared it with his followers writing “Caption this” next to it. Plenty of people accepted the challenge and we now have a running thread with some hilarious captions.
If you’re a fan of wordplay and puns, make sure to check this out. You can see more on Twitter or scroll down for the best examples we picked out.
The post How Would You Caption This Dog Photo? appeared first on Our Funny Little Site.
]]>The post This Guy is Rating Dogs and It’s Too Adorable appeared first on Our Funny Little Site.
]]>“I saw other people doing extraordinary things in 140 characters — making me laugh and making me feel things in that limited character space. I got addicted to that challenge as well,” says the creator of this account, Matt Nelson. “I realized dogs were a very hot topic on the internet. If I wanted my writing to reach more people, I wanted to utilize dogs.”
Check out why his account has nearly 8 million followers so far!
The post This Guy is Rating Dogs and It’s Too Adorable appeared first on Our Funny Little Site.
]]>The post “Thoughts of Dog” Shows How Dog’s Twitter Feed Would Look Like appeared first on Our Funny Little Site.
]]>The creators behind the account have posted over 850 tweets so far and 2 million people are waiting for the daily updates.
If you want to know what your dog would tweet, check out this hilarious account. It’s absolutely adorable and wholesome, just like your beloved pet. Have fun!
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]]>Enjoy!
This is Murdoch. The legendary “Cú Faoil” or Irish Wolfhound. Bred for hunting wolves, elk and pulling grown men off their horses in battle. These days he’s a professional cuddler, pork chop thief and is surprised by his own farts pic.twitter.com/MolXasrpoa
— Shuri Okoye Nakia Page (@rainaepage) August 26, 2018
Latvian Sausagehound. Sadly stuck in a Kampala garden where due to her cretinous nature all she can hunt is older, weaker loaves of bread. pic.twitter.com/YL33NMFAA9
— Will Boase (@willboase) August 26, 2018
Emmett is a foxhound but he’s a lover not a hunter. pic.twitter.com/xiUutxVJjc
— Grant Clauser (@UnIambic) August 26, 2018
This is Kyra who was bred to 'spring' game fowl from moorland. The only practical thing she does now is discovering sources of water, but as we live in Scotland, this isn't really that useful. pic.twitter.com/CBr14pJLKo
— EdgeofMull (@EdgeofMull) August 26, 2018
Woody my 15 year old chocolate Labrador … works hard relentlessly on a daily basis to relieve you of any food you are trying to eat pic.twitter.com/qzpAx8lm0C
— Diana Mahon (@dianamahon) August 26, 2018
This is Percy, our rescue Saluki x. Salukis are the 'greyhounds of the desert', bred to hunt gazelles, etc. In 4 years P has caught one squirrel, which was released, unharmed, from his jaws. Much prefers sleeping, dozing & napping pic.twitter.com/JV8P3ja6Lh
— Dr Ruth Sims (@r_sims1) August 26, 2018
This is Winston. He trained to be a guide dog but failed for being too lazy or, officially, ‘low motivation’ now spends 95% of his time snoozing pic.twitter.com/JWeK25T3D8
— Ciara Costello (@CiaraCostello12) August 26, 2018
This is Kodi, he's a rescue, pretty sure he's part ridgeback (bred for killing lions) and part obsessive ball chaser who lives in fear of water. Always makes sure you don't wake up from a nap alone. He's a good boy. pic.twitter.com/0021bZj6Xq
— Antsy One (@iamnottense) August 26, 2018
Archie, a Cocker Spaniel. Bred to be a gun dog, chasing on command. Barks at the clock. pic.twitter.com/qwhWLNdtkI
— Sarah Morriss (@Hot_Toast) August 26, 2018
Piper is a Bernese Mountain Dog. Bred to protect and move herds of cattle. Also a drafting animal…apparently can pull 10x her weight, so…1200 pounds?! She enjoys sleeping at least 19 hours a day. Occasionally moves from bed to couch. pic.twitter.com/ZQ4Nd1oNuT
— Shelby Williams (@shelbygwilliams) August 26, 2018
This is Tilly the golden retriever. She quickly learnt that if she waited long enough we would retrieve the items so she didn't have to. She spent the rest of her life looking god damn fabulous! pic.twitter.com/JJpnkdIGIH
— Ginny D-W (@helloginnybatty) August 26, 2018
Lucy the Siberian Husky was bred for pulling sleds and listening for danger. Now, the sound of cheese wrappers never escapes her… pic.twitter.com/QgTg6xllq6
— Robbawho (@Robbawho) August 26, 2018
This is Edmund, an English Pointer, bred for working on game shoots. He is a spoiled, idle layabout with absolutely no discipline, a tendency to sod off over the horizon and an unfortunate habit of chasing anything with feathers or fur. We love him lots, the useless sod. pic.twitter.com/5HzCICgCpk
— Vikki (@TetchyBitch) August 26, 2018
William is a dachshund, bred to go down badger and rabbit sets to flush them out. He doesn't even know how to dig. pic.twitter.com/LTCoiBPMeT
— Laura Piper (@Mattypriorfan) August 26, 2018
This is Gregor, he was bred and trained to be a guide dog for the blind but he was too friendly and got distracted by new friends so he’s now a house pet and he’s thriving pic.twitter.com/bhLEtfJODi
— Melanie Powell (@8mpowell8) August 26, 2018
This is Newton. He is a poodle- originally bred to hunt ducks in water. He is terrified of water, but will keep your feet warm under a desk for hours. Deals with mailman daily. pic.twitter.com/tg8DSl1wtI
— Laurie March (@Laurie_March) August 26, 2018
Charlie – bred to herd sheep. Much more comfortable being wise. pic.twitter.com/genWyLcAVS
— Rebecca Scotyon (@Rachael65085980) August 26, 2018
This is Buddy, bred to hunt foxes.
Prefers to drink cosmos and have bar nibbles. pic.twitter.com/nOQVO22VOg— Lisa Kerrdashian (@MonaLisez) August 26, 2018
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]]>The post Funny Dog Tweets You Need to See Right Now appeared first on Our Funny Little Site.
]]>Below are the best tweets about dogs that you can enjoy while away from your furry friend!
I watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes and thought “Wow, dogs are so easily entertained”. Then I realised I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes.
— funny tweet (@squotescomedy) July 31, 2018
When you lied on your CV about having previous sheepdog experience. pic.twitter.com/fecGfhE9YD
— Paul Bronks (@BoringEnormous) September 25, 2017
Messaging that lady on Craigslist was the best decision of my life. Happy 1st birthday to my girl! pic.twitter.com/1tAmqPSHBf
— Caleb (@Munoz0702) April 28, 2018
Just heard a guy at the dog park tell his dog "NO!" and then more quietly, "We talked about this!"
— Jessie Dean (@NicCageMatch) April 10, 2014
You howl all you want Charleston, honey pic.twitter.com/Cv5bLk0ogh
— ☾ (@jegan__mones) April 30, 2018
When your squad is as happy for you as you are. pic.twitter.com/xnQWTEU5lE
— KP (@kpintoledo) August 3, 2018
my mom just sent me the greatest pic of a sheepdog I've ever seen pic.twitter.com/wxLUjHuRN5
— julia reinstein (@juliareinstein) December 16, 2016
wife: "no"
me: "its a good name"
wife: "keith we're not calling the dog sarah jessica barker, keep thinking"
me:
wife:
me: "woofie goldberg"— k e i t h (@KeetPotato) March 3, 2017
my dad's girlfriend takes her dog on a hike every day and HER DOG HAS DOG FRIENDS. LOOK AT THIS SQUAD pic.twitter.com/a62oy0YdKL
— em (@galasshoe) December 30, 2015
my dad has been telling me for years about various friendly encounters with Mike, another resident of his apartment building he really likes and i found out yesterday that Mike is a dog
— monica heisey (@monicaheisey) December 13, 2017
I love overhearing dog owners talking to their dogs
eg, I was petting this dog who seemed happy but then suddenly growled at me, so I left
As I turned the corner I could hear his owner saying to him reproachfully, "You always do this, Oscar, you drive away all your friends"
— Julia Galef (@juliagalef) July 17, 2018
when I'm sad my dog goes outside and tries to bring me things. today she brought me a pine cone pic.twitter.com/DsefN8dDZg
— Melanie Wang (@MelanieWang2) April 11, 2016
You can tell exactly when the girls had a sleepover pic.twitter.com/KjD9rEFlyb
— Land of cuteness (@landpsychology) May 14, 2018
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]]>I pet Clementine. She is a 10 week old cocker spaniel puppy. Her mother couldn’t make milk, so she was raised and nursed by a shih tzu who had just given birth. Clementine is cuddly and playful. She likes to play tug of war. She is the 300th dog I’ve pet!! pic.twitter.com/yHnMTmnLbQ
— I've Pet That Dog (@IvePetThatDog) May 14, 2018
Great! I love your milk and ice cream. I’ve even pet a dog of someone who works at your store! I pet Kirra. She has 3 legs and 2 different colored eyes. She was very sweet! pic.twitter.com/6H2BUEau75
— I've Pet That Dog (@IvePetThatDog) April 30, 2018
I pet Lady. She is a 6 year old rough-coated collie. She is famous and has her own Instagram account: @lady_notlassie. She was born on a farm in Wisconsin. Lady is very sweet and smart. She is a good listener. She will tilt her head and look at you when you talk. pic.twitter.com/tPPE7vHFQW
— I've Pet That Dog (@IvePetThatDog) May 17, 2018
I pet Keisha and Zorro. They are Siberian huskies. They only want to eat human food and try their best to get some. They love to swim and play all day. pic.twitter.com/yduZkLwryd
— I've Pet That Dog (@IvePetThatDog) May 15, 2018
This is my dog, Walter. We found him running across the highway. He had been sprayed by a skunk and was heart worm positive. We love him. #NationalPetDay pic.twitter.com/ZMAYS6YytC
— I've Pet That Dog (@IvePetThatDog) April 11, 2018
I pet Little Bud. He was also adopted from the @CedarBendHS recently. He is a chihuahua, pug mix. His caregivers call him their “little summer sausage.” pic.twitter.com/5bOCp4MAX8
— I've Pet That Dog (@IvePetThatDog) May 5, 2018
I pet Snickers. She is a 14 year old golden doodle. Her owner got her for his wife right before his second deployment to Iraq. He wanted Snickers to keep his wife company and watch over her. pic.twitter.com/qhKtQw5cEU
— I've Pet That Dog (@IvePetThatDog) May 5, 2018
I pet Sable. She was a rescue from Oklahoma who was brought to @CedarBendHS and adopted. At first, she was afraid of all people and other animals. But she seemed happy to be pet today! Her caregiver says she is an imp, who takes things and hides them. pic.twitter.com/eWbBd5ygSu
— I've Pet That Dog (@IvePetThatDog) May 15, 2018
I pet Lucy. She is a 4 year old golden retriever who was born on Valentine’s Day. Lucy was a wedding gift from her caregiver’s parents. She is loyal and friendly. pic.twitter.com/KsLO1V21kT
— I've Pet That Dog (@IvePetThatDog) May 16, 2018
I pet Blaine. He is a rescue who was brought to Chicago from Alabama. Blaine was adopted from @onetailatatime . He is a 3 year old rat terrier, hound mix. Blaine likes to run all over the house, but after a long walk he gets lazy and sleeps. pic.twitter.com/nKcMDsR8Jo
— I've Pet That Dog (@IvePetThatDog) May 14, 2018
I pet Stella. She is a 16 month old poodle and a show dog. She follows all sorts of commands, like shake, sit and stay. She can even bring back pheasants! Her caregiver got her for his granddaughter, but the dog helped him the most. When he was depressed, she stayed with him. pic.twitter.com/zyxw5alUYJ
— I've Pet That Dog (@IvePetThatDog) May 15, 2018
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]]>In fact, there’s a Twitter account that combines those two and the result is simply brilliant. The author finds inspiration in cat pictures and adds metal lyrics as captions, making the cats stars of their own imaginary bands (or at least cover models).
Do you know the quoted songs? Have fun browsing and guessing!
Hate, sorrow, and evil dreams—dreams I love with whole my heart—draw me down into the devil's kingdom. pic.twitter.com/oSwCBfRHSH
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) September 8, 2017
I am desperation, the love lost but always longed for. I am the dark when all light is gone. pic.twitter.com/mB1lH0uouk
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) August 27, 2017
Beasts of prey from the north arise, spread by winter, hate and storms. pic.twitter.com/EmL4CIE5N5
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) August 31, 2017
I cannot help you. The world will die now, we all will perish, our lives are over. pic.twitter.com/4my6ozpiXg
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) September 13, 2017
Cold mountain winds blow through the trees. There is hell on earth in the northern Carpathians. pic.twitter.com/MDia2IIfL5
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) September 12, 2017
I leave all glory and join the hordes of evil. Into darkness I'll go to fight for the devil force. pic.twitter.com/cqXpqj2AUv
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) September 7, 2017
I am alone now, waiting for darkness to fall. pic.twitter.com/afdFGh4lME
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) September 12, 2017
I summon deities of hate through unholy magic spells. Chanting words of doom to my enemies. Roll the drums in Satan's name! pic.twitter.com/9QQ1Fl9bLv
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) September 11, 2017
I am the founding evil, bearer of all plagues, the Antichrist malefactor, manifestation of your fears. pic.twitter.com/KGmoIRZTq7
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) August 26, 2017
I have seen the depths and stared into the abyss. Once again, I walk the roads of death. pic.twitter.com/2ZyZsXlcFS
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) September 14, 2017
I enter my homeland—the forests, caves and mountains—to rule once again. pic.twitter.com/NxbEEGB7NM
— Black Metal Cats (@evilbmcats) September 5, 2017
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